oakland

oakland
1. (Oakland) (869↑, 165↓)
City east of SF Bay, aka "[tha town]". Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin' a fool and gettin' [hyphy], goin stupid doo doo dumb retarded, smokin perk and [chewy], sippin' on some [heem] or [yak], and slappin' hard in they box chevs.

dude1: 'ey mayne, what it do? dude2: it ain't nuttin yo. i finta get blazed tonite and hit up tha town, yadidamean? dude1:o fo sho.

2. (Oakland) (353↑, 116↓)
hella ghetto but awesome fun city in california bay area. mega high crime rates. has a nice needle exchange program\!\! lots of crack users there, especially in west oakland.

Let's go to Oakland\! Hell yea\! We can score some crack\!

3. (Oakland) (597↑, 390↓)
My home town. Once, a beautiful city surrounding the jewel of Lake Merritt. It was the birthplace of Casper's Hot Dogs. Now, it has been taken over by punks. The birthplace of the Symbionese Liberation Army in 1973. The birthplace of Ebonics. Sissified white liberals invented the term Ebonics to define and justify the ignorant mush-mouth jabbering of the Oakland black. The purpose, of course, was to keep Oakland blacks "in their place" by preventing them from getting higher education or a decent job. Blacks "in their place" vote for mush wimp liberals and entitlements. The birthplace of the sideshow, in which thugs and punks take over one or more city blocks and show off their cars and kill any white paddies that wander into the area. The city with the largest collection of Bull Dykes, Diesel Dykes, Butches, and Femmes per capita in the USA. White Liberals love Oakland because it is the perfect example of what happens when dysfunctional Black Culture runs its course unimpeded. It has produced a desperately destructive environment. The heartbroken citizens there vote for white liberals so they can get entitlements. But White Liberals are too sissy to live in Oakland. Even Jerry Brown is leaving, along with the Oakland A's.

Ashurbanipal Jones went to Oakland to cut some honkies and see a sideshow. But on the way he got his sorry ass beat up by some Dykes on Bikes.

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://oakland.urbanup.com/2098806
4. (Oakland) (509↑, 335↓)
A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.

Oakland is THE hood.

5. (Oakland) (216↑, 85↓)
1) A city in the East Bay, notorious for it's crime and homicides. 2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Bezerkley and San Francisco. 3) My home town.

Oakland's got a bad rep, but it's honestly not as bad as it's said to be. I lived right in the middle of it for 12 years and I never got shot.

6. (Oakland) (167↑, 59↓)
Founded in 1852, The Town is the eighth-largest city in the U.S., but what makes it stand out amongst other American cities is its diverse communities,distinct neighborhoods and turfs, and its culturally rich activities such as mobbin through the sydeshows in a Box Chevy, Going 18 Dummy sippin yak and blowin Purple, and the historically significant Pimp Game. The Town has birthed some of the most notable musicians and rappers of the 20-21st century, such as Tower of Power, Sly and The Family Stone,Too Short, Richy Rich,Keak Da Sneak, Keyshia Cole and DU. Also emerging from Oakland are The Oakland Raiders,The Black Panthers, The East Bay Dragons, The Hells Angels, and many other impacting culturally iconic groups.

Person from LA: "Where you from?" Person from Oakland: "Oakland Bitch."

7. (Oakland) (294↑, 244↓)
my hometown,packed with Chicanos and OGs riding their box chevys while the system plays any CD from Too $hort the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans damn,i love oakland

oakland is the place to be\!

Author: tha truth teller http://oakland.urbanup.com/1657539
8. (Oakland) (104↑, 75↓)
1) Principal city of the East Bay Area. 2) The repository for San Francisco's social problems. Oakland exists to make San Francisco look pretty. 3) City that's free to get into when you cross the Bay Bridge, but you have to pay to leave it, to get into San Francisco. 4) City with a bad reputation but which is gentrifying due to shockingly high prices in The City. 5) Next to Portland, Oregon, the Lesbian capital of the Western US

Woman: Mary is from Oakland. Man: Is she a lesbian? Woman: No. Man: Is she black? Woman: No. Man: Then she can't be from Oakland.

Author: Bertha Venation http://oakland.urbanup.com/2370403
9. (Oakland) (72↑, 45↓)
A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather. Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its [sideshow]s and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

Author: Joao Bufamarillo http://oakland.urbanup.com/1255369
10. (Oakland) (47↑, 35↓)
A filthy, crime-ridden city in the [San Francisco] [Bay Area]. It has a very diverse population, African American being the largest demographic. As an Oakland native, I can tell you that there is quite a bit of racial tension. [I pity the fool] who stumbles onto the wrong street corner, especially if he/she is [white]. But don't worry\! You're safe as long as you're smart (i.e. don't whip out your iPod out in the middle of the street). And lucky. And if you're really going to pussy out, you can always go into one of the few rich white neighborhoods in the hills. You probably won't get shot there. Probably. This place is great for the typical [pot] smoker. Cops don't give a fuck as long as they have murder cases and senseless riots to keep them busy. (Woohoo\! Public intoxication\!) I wouldn't know, but judging by all the [crackheads] one could probably get away with a lot harder drugs, too.

Dude \#1: Yo, breh. Let's hit tha town (a.k.a. Oakland) an smoke them grapes before the sideshow. Dude \#2: Fo sho.

11. (oakland) (115↑, 111↓)
NOT just a gehtto. Do dare to enter. Oakland has tons of hella nice areas. Rockridge, Clarmont, Downtown, Uptown, Grand Ave., The Oakland hills, and North Oakland are all really awsome. The topagraphy is beautiful too and it is right next to Berkeley which is hella cool and right across the bay from San Francisco. So when someone tells you that oakland is just a huge ghetto, they're wrong.

Me "Hey dude wana just chill out in Pleasanton." Justus: "Hell no lets go to rockridge in oakland and bomb some hills and eat bagels."

Author: hayden mitchell http://oakland.urbanup.com/2987597
12. (oakland) (2↑, 6↓)
An adjective describing something ghetto or gangster.

"G" 1- Yo this definition be oakland a hell "G" 2- Na fuck that some white jew bull wrote this shit Me- Ya bro you got that jawn right

Author: cracka jack jew http://oakland.urbanup.com/5683732
13. (Oakland) (70↑, 79↓)
town that everyone disses but everyone is also too much of a fucking scared ass punk to say anything to anyone that is a fan of the raider nation. maybe because the silver and black will kick their lame ass.

\<fag\> man, oakland is a dump. \<raider fan\> what was that? \<fag\> shit, nothing.

14. (oakland) (3↑, 18↓)
Oakland NJ is a small town located in Bergen County Dirty Jersey. Even tho its a small town big things happen there. Pleasure Land was a public swimming pool that people from all over NJ and NY would come to play. Well any Weird New Jersey will tell you about the murder and closing shortly after. Oakland then appeared in the news for another murder at an Exxon gas station by a town resident. along with a few robberies Oakland has made a name for itself. Oakland is full of amazing views of 287 and 208. Oakland also has a few places to get a good meal. Mikes dog hut, Oakland Diner, Dairy Queen, and Oakland Pizza are yummy spots in Oakland. Many Oaklanders are asked if they are from Cali. No we are from Jersey. I wouldnt be at the Jersey Shore if i lived in Cali trust me. All in all Oakland is a nice place to visit but you cant afford to live there.

Oakland's taxes are killing my pocket. "hey what do you wanna do to night my dude" d-rock asked his homeboy,"i dunno lets call those cute oakland chicks\!"

15. (Oakland) (22↑, 54↓)
A wonderful city on the east shore of San Francisco Bay. It is known for its fine weather, Lake Merritt, its beautiful hills, and its sideshows.

Oakland is my home town. It is also home to 10,000 sideshow clowns.

16. (Oakland) (159↑, 192↓)
The A City In The Bay Area.. It Is A Good City.. Home Of The Body Bags 41510 Connection fukers san francsico and oakland wayyyy better than tha bitch as 408

San Francisco And Oakland Are Really Gangsta.. And San Jose Is A Sissy City

17. (oakland) (2↑, 75↓)
a sick flick theme park but ders only like 4 of dem in britain and one in wales where i went on holiday its nang bang

"daddy daddy lets go to oakland tomorrow" "shut the f*** up son we don't have enough money to"

18. (oakland) (5↑, 81↓)
a little town in the pan-handle of maryland. Known for deep creek lake.

this chick from deep creek lake has to also live in oakland.

19. (Oakland) (3↑, 82↓)
The county seat of [Garrett County], [Maryland]. This small crap town sits on a mountain and is cold as hell in the winters. The biggest store there is the local Wal Mart and Sheetz is the dead center of the entire place. Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000 From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street. Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children. It's not.

Rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. We've got 'em all\! If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland\!

20. (Oakland) (60↑, 341↓)
Oakland is a borough located in Bergen County, New Jersey. As of the United States 2000 Census, the borough had a total population of 12,466. It is the most north western municipality in Bergen County, which is one of the richest counties in the nation, tagged as being the "O.C. of the east coast". Teens in Oakland typically attend Indian Hills High School, known for its successful academics and athletic programs. Oakland has been the home to many celebrities due to its location just outside New York City, such as musical artist Eve. Oakland is the neighboring town of Fraklin Lakes, home of Derek Jeter and Phil Simms, perhaps the wealthiest town in the east. While driving through Oakland, it is common to see over 10 BMWs, Hummers or Mercedes within 5 minutes.

There are so many hot ladies in Oakland. Those Oakland kids are so fresh, I wish I could roll with them.

Author: Steve McGreeve http://oakland.urbanup.com/1757593
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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